Funny Saying, I Don't Understand

[daycare]

Excuse me....I find this statement offensive because of the size of my butt.

.....omg i just spit grapes all over the screen...........

[Alwaysgreener]

....that is so true. I was at a class few months ago and I said hey do you guys want to work on this together. One of the teachers told me, it would be better if you addressed everyone in a way that wasn't offensive. I really think that CA is a very sensitive state.

I really was not referring to all of the women in the class as guys.

oh and she told me you can try saying ya'll instead and I told her but I am not from the south. she didn't say anything back..

ugh...

Your teacher needs to take grammar class. It is grammatical correct to use the male word to describe either or both sexes. The last time I was corrected, I let the clerk know that I was using proper grammar. (To me proper grammar out ranks political correctness)


Proper Grammar -
He must remove his shoes himself.

This is how my handbook is written up. No he/she only he.

You can check your grammar here

http://www.chompchomp.com/

(BTW I use ya'll all the time, I not from the south either.)


"It think it is a southern thing but then again, as a southerner, I think everything is."

Nah, it is a country thing, city folk just do not understand. jk

"Too funny.
This saying (the chicken) actually rings especially true for me.
I grew up on my grandparents farm. I can attest to the fact that yes, the chickens do run (or flop for a better word) with their heads cut off. So do turkeys.
Many, many turkeys. (oh, the memories)
My grandfather inadvertently made me a vegetarian because of it."

I grew up with chickens, my sister and I had roosters attack us. When it was time, my dad did the butchering, my brother and I plucked the feathers and mom (and sisters) packaged them up for the freezer. We all still eat chicken including my brother who is allergic to chicken (I am allergic to the eggs). His wife tells him not to eat chicken but he still sneaks it. ugh. My sisters do not like touching raw chicken though. After we were done we would all fight over the organs, it was like a treat for all our hard work. (Butcher day is one of my favorite childhood memories)

[daycare]

Went to class. The lady wasn't even there. All that worry for nothing. Lol.

Still going to wonder what she was referring to. Even if she was there want like I was going I ask her.

[DaveA]

I agree. Gracious me!!

I'M OFFENDED!!!!!!! I should be able to my panties on also!! Umm.... Wait a second.......That doesn't sound right.........nevermind::

And Daycare- if you had never heard of Ag class my school's FFA (Future Farmers of America) Appreciation week would have been hysterical to you. We had "drive your tractor to school" day. 40 tractors (in a high school of 200) in the parking lot. Plus several riding lawn mowers from smart a@@ town kids.

[Stephnrich]

Lol! I'm a pescetarian, and am in no way offended. That lady needs to get her panties out of a wad. Seriously, people are ridiculous.