Took the kids to the library on Friday. The library is housed in the municipal building. I had to use the bathroom and took the kids with me since unsupervised 2 year olds is not a good thing. Coming out of the bathroom the oldest 2 year old informed everybody she saw (the Village and Township employees) that I pooped on the potty and kept my undies dry and I wiped my own butt and I get a treat when we get home and she's SOOOO proud of me.
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Originally posted by Controlled Chaos View PostHave you seen that SNL bit?! :: its amazing.
To DCGs credit, I once completed a whole test on the difference between "planets" and animals, rather than plants and animals... I thought it was the easiest test ever, 'cause animals don't orbit around the sun, or have moon... and I was a straight A student ::
The next day dcg commented that she's never going to steal a television because she doesn't want the cops looking for her. Took me a few minutes but then I realized she thought ATV meant 'a TV'
I attempted to keep a straight face.
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It's been a particularly rough week already. Well, toward the end of the day today, I was cleaning a dry erase board and the marker just wouldn't come all the way off. I turned to my sister (my co-teacher) and said, "Do we have any alcohol in here?" :: Of course, I meant rubbing alcohol, but I'm glad no one overheard that one without knowing what was going on.
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Shuffle setting on my ipod is dangerous. First DCK after school agers get on the bus is supposed to be later than normal so I have it cranked while setting up. Of course DCK shows up normal time- while "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera is playing. As DCM is talking it goes to the next song- "Hey Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams Sr. DCM just stops, shakes her head, and tells me I'm "not right". Going to be one of those days. ::
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Originally posted by DaveArmour View PostShuffle setting on my ipod is dangerous. First DCK after school agers get on the bus is supposed to be later than normal so I have it cranked while setting up. Of course DCK shows up normal time- while "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera is playing. As DCM is talking it goes to the next song- "Hey Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams Sr. DCM just stops, shakes her head, and tells me I'm "not right". Going to be one of those days. ::
I have the habit of searching for a song on Spotify like "lipop" so the kids can listen to that old cute song. I hit play then walk away and so the computer plays 3 versions of the adorable oldie "lipop" and then goes into something ridiculously inappropriate. Luckily no kids noticed, but I told the parents of my talkers just in case they decided started singing at home. Lollipop had never been innuendo in my mind...but man that song was dirty :: Lucky I have great parents who just laughed and shook their heads.
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Getting DCKs on the bus this morning. As the bus pulls up DCB turns around, gives me a hug, and goes "I'm glad you didn't die Mr. Dave!" The other school ager was HORRIFIED he would say something like that, but that statement was so this kid all I could do was laugh. I just said "Me to buddy- see you this afternoon."::::
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Originally posted by DaveArmour View PostGetting DCKs on the bus this morning. As the bus pulls up DCB turns around, gives me a hug, and goes "I'm glad you didn't die Mr. Dave!" The other school ager was HORRIFIED he would say something like that, but that statement was so this kid all I could do was laugh. I just said "Me to buddy- see you this afternoon."::::
BTW how ARE you??
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I couldn't tell who exactly was stinky so I just told everyone to follow me to the diaper changing area so I could change everyone. When we got there I turned around and said "oh I see everyone brought their dolls!"
Dcb: "and our bums!"
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Had a mom drop off at 6:30 to be at work at 7 tell me that she would be back at 7:30 to pick up child to take for shots at 8 but would be "right back"? I said she could not return for the day after shots. She did come back at 7:30 and said if you want let her come back after dr appt and make me miss work all day I guess I will just see you in the morning. These parents????::
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Originally posted by Annalee View PostHad a mom drop off at 6:30 to be at work at 7 tell me that she would be back at 7:30 to pick up child to take for shots at 8 but would be "right back"? I said she could not return for the day after shots. She did come back at 7:30 and said if you want let her come back after dr appt and make me miss work all day I guess I will just see you in the morning. These parents????::
I exclude for 48 hours after shots.
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