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Here is a funny one. I took my son to the Dr, he was about a year or less, and sick. The Dr decided to put something in his butt, I think a rectal thermometer. This was too much for my son, and he diaherea (sp?) shooting out, all over the nurse/doctor gown. I felt bad, but it was funny at the same time, and I almost laughed, as she deserved what she got, if you stick something in a sick butt. She left quickly, I assume to go change, and or/go home.
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I have a good one, but it's gross. It's about a 4 year old at a preschool many, many years ago. Anyone want to hear it?Originally posted by jenboo View PostComment
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Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...Originally posted by jenboo View Postwhy not
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper
I was young, so I did whatever they needed.
Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM
I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!
I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!Comment
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Originally posted by mrsmichelle View PostGreat, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper I was young, so I did whatever they needed.
Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!
I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
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: im laughing so hard right now! That is the most disgusting and weird thing I have ever heard! who does that??!!!!
Im sorry you had to clean that nasty mess up!! I hope you arent still traumatized by it!Comment
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At least he didn't throw it at you! I once had a 4 year old that would poop during nap time and play with it. Smearing it everyone. One time I went to him and told him no, he had some in his hand and threw it at my face! Covered my chin, neck and chest! So gross!!!Originally posted by mrsmichelle View PostGreat, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper I was young, so I did whatever they needed.
Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!
I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!Comment
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Must be my dcb 's long lost twinOriginally posted by Unregistered View Post The things we have to deal with...
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