If I Say It One More Time.......I’m Going to Scream!!!!

[Ms.Kay]

It's rinse and repeat...all the time..when dealing with kids. There are days I swear I just need a machine to say it:

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A.
If you're done with it...please put it away

B.
No fingers in your mouth

C.
We use our words

D.
We dont throw toys

E.
Walking feet please

Am I the only one that needs spring to get here...fast?!!!!!!😜😎

[Cat Herder]

I hear you

F. Get that out of your mouth.
G. Don't wipe your nose on that.
H. Hands to yourself.

I need sprinkler weather. Everyone has seasonal allergies these days. I have given up on stuffed animals and dress up clothes. So gross.

[Blackcat31]

I. Sharing means waiting your turn
J. Yes, we are still having rest time today
K. Books are not blocks
L. Stop holding yourself and just go to the bathroom
M. Flush only once please
N. No, you can not issue a time out to your friends

March is going to be a looooooooooooooooooooooong month.


*sigh*

[Annalee]

It doesn't matter what your momma said, this is what I expect!

Keep your hands to yourself, ummm keep your hands to yourself, xxxxx I said keep your hands to yourself!

Puzzles are not for eating, do not chew on the puzzle pieces please!

[Hunni Bee]

I just activated a ten minute "do not ask" period in which all questions will go unanswered. My head was about to blow off.

O. Push the chairs in so no one trips over them.
P. WALK!!!!!!
Q. Play on the floor, not the wall/shelf/window.
R. Did you talk to them about it? (Before you tattled)
S. Hands out! (Of your nose/mouth/pants)

[LittleExplorers]

Light switches are not toys.
Fingers out of your nose, go wash your hands.
Out of your mouth (only bothers me for those who are old enough to know better.)

[Josiegirl]

Go play.
Go play.
Give him space.
Go play.
Stop teasing your sister, teasing isn't nice.
Go play.
Lay back down, this is rest time.
Everybody is resting, you need to lay down and rest your body too.
Momma will be here in a little while.
If you lay down and rest, Momma will be here sooner.
Sssh
Sssssshh
SSSSSHHHHHHH

Story of my life. Key the robot with the right phrases and I'm not needed.

[Pestle]

T. Yes, you want that toy. It looks like fun. We do not take toys that other kids are playing with. Please find a toy that nobody else is already using.
U. Yes, you are sad because you are on this side of the gate and the other kids are on that side of the gate. We do not take toys from other kids. You may play with any of the toys on this side of the room.
V. Please go play with the big train. No? The firefighter set. That's okay. You don't have to play with anything at all if you don't want to.
W. Yes, you certainly do want the toys that the other kids have. You may not take them.
X. You may not come out. You need to find things that make you happy on your side of the room.
Y. If you need to scream, please do it in the quiet corner.
Z. If you don't want to go to the quiet corner, you must stop screaming.
AA. Where's the Excedrin?

[springv]

Share your toys, hush be quiet the other kids are trying to sleep. Be still

[BumbleBee]

He/she said no.

Listening ears.

Manners.

No thank you.

Clean up your mess please.

Tissue please.

I answered you.

Stop.

Go play.

Go wash your hands.

[e.j.]

• Stop eating the snow! There's dirt in there from the driveway.
  
• Please stop walking on the books.
  
• Please stop dropping to your knees like that; you're going to dislocate your kneecaps!

This thread has me wanting to laugh and cry at the same time! My head hurts from the constant repetition some days!

[Aussiedaycare]

* Don't tell me - tell them (when dobbing)
* Do you need to go to the toilet? No? Then leave your penis alone
* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone
* We don't scream inside
* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone

[Cat Herder]

What does "when dobbing" mean? I looked it up and I am confident you don't mean what the internet said it meant. ::

[e.j.]

What does "when dobbing" mean? I looked it up and I am confident you don't mean what the internet said it meant. ::

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[e.j.]

Funny how the English language can be so different from country to country!::